This is Why I Don't go to Crews/Tangos 

I never post on lj cuz If i have something I have to say to someone, then i'll call them.
I hate posts that are indirectly directed at me.

ps. this is not directed at anyone...haha.

The questions were pretty rediculous.

"You are good at imitating Animal voices" (clearly a female trait)

"You agree with the concept of hierachy" (yeah....)

anyway...this quiz may have gotten it right for me, but honestly...any stranger off the street would say I could be either a man or a woman ;)

You scored as Either. You brain is neither specifically male nor female in the way you perceive things. As bad as this sounds it can easily mean that you are capable of combining both gender aspects to your advantage. Rather than being genderless you are possibly able think freely. This does not mean that you are bisexual or androgynous or indecisive, but it might. </td> Either 82% Female 57% Male 43% Neither 7% Should you be MALE or FEMALE?* created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as *Ron*. You got Ron! Ron is a sweet loyal funny guy who will always be there for you. You love the Sweet funny type of guy. </td> *Ron* 93% *Fred and George* 57% *Harry* 47% *Draco* 17% *Harry Potter Compatabilty test* created with QuizFarm.com

Our time was cut tragically short...but in that short time we shared so much.

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I'm tired of the blonde jokes. Long live brunettes! Pictures will follow.
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Make Changes You are 31% ALONE

Seriously. There's still time. Throw away the 12-sided dice, get a hair cut, and quit talking about Playstation games on at least the first date. Wait. Call someone first. Get a date. Say "hello". Smile. Brush your teeth first. You'll be fine if you MAKE CHANGES. But you're almost a lost cause.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 61% on Solitude

Link: The Reason Why You're Single Test written by writerinwinter on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

stolen from several of you fuckers...HA.

Klein Sexual Orientation Grid

Meaning

Summary

Date:	2006-02-11 04:32
Subject:	it seems as though my whole self can be revealed in a 2 page quiz
Security:	Public
Mood:	scared

You fit in with: Humanism Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations. 20% spiritual. 60% reason-oriented.

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Oh my god this if fucking HILARIOUS!!!!

You scored as Not interested Girlfriend. You're...not girlfriend material. Not because you'd be a bad girlfriend, but because you're not in the mindset to be one. You're childish and silly. You just aren't ready to handle having a boyfriend. Also, you might not necessarily be attracted to guys. *shrugs* </td> Not interested Girlfriend 88% Bad Girlfriend 63% Perfect Girlfriend 56% Motherly Girlfriend 56% Sensitive Girlfriend 44% Which Kind of Girlfriend are You? created with QuizFarm.com

Date:	2006-02-06 16:05
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Security:	Public
Mood:	bored

If I knew how to reference this post that i stole from other ppl, i would....enjoy!

1. WHOSE BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT?
my friend Monica's spare bed...very comfy :)

2. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
my light blue IDKE shirt

3. HAVE YOU MADE OUT WITH ANYONE ON YOUR LJ FRIENDS LIST?
like 25% of them...but there's only like 4 ppl on my friends list, so the bunch of you can figure it out

5. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS?
not live ones, but i'm considering aquiring a large collection of soft plushy animals (rrrooww)

6. MOST RECENT MOVIE THAT YOU WATCHED?
D.E.B.S for the first time (fucking hilarious!!)


7. NAME 3 THINGS THAT YOU HAVE ON YOU AT ALL TIMES?
Wallet, phone, keys (smokes when im a smoker)

8. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDSHEETS?
green

9. TOP OR BOTTOM?
I really don't know, some ppl say i'm a top others say im a bottom...I like both.

10. NAME A TEACHER YOU HAD THE HOTS FOR!
my religion teacher, Ms. Ambrozac...she soooo wanted me

11. HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW?
promise you wont rob me? I tend to walk around with large quantities of cash cuz i never have a chance deposit my tips

12. WHO'S THE 4TH PERSON ON YOUR RECEIVED CALL LIST?
Ilona

13. WHAT'S YOUR MAIN RINGTONE ON YOUR PHONE?
um it's like mission impossible or somthing

14. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT MIDNIGHT LAST NIGHT?
making a flyer...well, exchanging a back rub for a flyer.

15. How many people on your friends list are ex's?
um, none.

16. What is your favorite part of the chicken?
the little flappy skin part on their neck...it kinda arouses me...

17. What's your favorite town?
canmore, alberta

18. How did your last relationship end?
in a very anticlimactic way.

19. I can't wait to....?
take a shower and go home.

20. When was the last time you saw your mom in person?
um..March 9th 1993.

21. Whats the best insult you've ever heard or said?
it was probably somthing Karen said...hehe

22. Who got you to join LJ?
my boi's like C.P & Bri Bri

23. What did you have for dinner LAST NIGHT?
Chilli & Tiramisu

24. How long have you been at your current job?
It will be a year in March

25. what's the most illegal thing you've ever done
the most illegal thing i've ever done? or the most illegal thing i've been caught for? ;)

26. Look to your left, what's there?
lots of action figures (my friend monica is a little wierd)

27. What is the last thing/person you spent over $100 on?
A kings ransom

28. Who's your favorite villain?
that chick from D.E.B.S....damn, I would fucking pay to see that...

29. What website do you visit the most during the day?
suicide girls

30. Go into your text message log on your phone, what is the last text you got and from who?
My friend Bri Bri saying bye before he goes to windsor

31. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
no but i have one on my bike...i also have a SOLID system GUY

32. Do you have plants in your room?
unfortuatly i killed slimey my lime tree...i brought him outside for somefresh air, then i torched him while grilling veggies on the barbeque.

33. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
a chocolate banana milkshake

34. Last piece of e-mail opened?
somthing about some bullshit post-valentines drag show that i think is bullshit.

35. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
my back...i really want a bach rub....like a long one...then i want sex cuz my clit hurts too.

36. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
T dot

37. Last alcoholic drink?
a glass of really bad wine.

38. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
I don't really hate anyone, but if i ever do, i'll let you know..

39. Do you own a picture phone?
nope

40. What's your birthday?
June 16th 1983

41. What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
gingerbread latte

42. Do you exercise as much as you should?
fuck you bitch! you callin' me fat?

43. Did you do the deed on prom night?
if by do you mean snort and by deed you mean coke, then yes!

44. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
it depends

45. Where were you last year for Christmas?
my grandfathers house..i did santa drag

i'm a slyboots.

Date:	2006-01-26 02:45
Subject:
Security:	Public
Mood:	excited

you know when you get that barfy McBarf Barf feeling in the pit of your stomach? and you dont know if it's a bad thing or you're just really excited about somthing and being angsty McAngst Angst??

angst

n : an acute but unspecific feeling of anxiety; usually reserved for philosophical anxiety about the world or about personal freedom [syn: Angst]

Barf....

homework SUCKS...see, thats how you get me to post...just try to make me do homework

I'm SOOOO gay....tee hee.

DISCLAIMER: shut up!

<td align="center">Your walk is:
'Dandy'


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Date:	2005-11-07 16:48
Subject:	Politics Smolitics
Security:	Public
Mood:	excited

Wow justin and I probably answered each question identically...

You are a Social Liberal (71% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (15% permissive) You are best described as a: Socialist Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

You scored as The Magic Earring Ken Dyke. You're tough, mysterious and extremely butch. But you love who you are and often consider it a compliment when someone thinks you're a male. </td> The Vaginal-Reference-Making Dyke 60% The Magic Earring Ken Dyke 60% The Stud 50% The Little-Boy Dyke 50% The Pretty-Boi Dyke 50% The Surprise! Dyke 45% The Sprightly Elfin Femme 45% The Quasi-Gothic Femme 40% The Student Dyke 40% The Granola Dyke 35% The Femme Fatale 30% The Bohemian Dyke 25% The Hipster Dyke 0% What Type of Lesbian Are You? (Inspired by Curve Mag.) created with QuizFarm.com